fear & loathing on capitol hill


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I love gmail chat. It's more fun than watching a monkey fucking a coconut.





me: dude!
Ty: sup cuz
me: get my email about the housewarming?
oh snap
just now got your reply
hah
Ty: lol
me: sah-weeeeet
bring a dead thing to grill

Ty: *caveman noise*
me: *clubs girl on head*
Ty: *dirty sanchez*
me: *cleveland steamer*
Ty: *chocolate bronson*
Ty: *alabama back-alley*
*alaskan pipeline*
*mexican radiator flush*
*russian quick lube*

man, I love making these things up.
hehe
me: hahaah
*bohemian cannonball*
Ty: *scandanavian tractor pull*
*yugoslavian forklift driver*
Ty: *german cake factory*
me: *romanian army teabag*
Ty: *Italian olive picker*
me: *norwegian stump grinder*
Ty: nice
me: lol

Ty: out of all those we should pick one of yours and one of mine to keep
then use them in public and just look at people funny when they're like 'what the fuck is that'
me: yes, and refer to each other by that name for an entire night

Ty: I say norwegian stump grinder
and the scandanavian tractor pull
me: agreed
Ty: or perhaps the mexican radiator flush
hm.
me: that one made me shoot coffee out of my nose
Ty: which one?
mexican or scand
me: actually, the mexican one AND the scand
Ty: well we have to pick one.
hmm.

me: i say scand
Ty: turn around to the person next to you and say:
me: "do you prefer mexican radiator flushes or scandinavian tractor pulls?"
Ty: "hey, would you rather have someone give you a scandanavian tracktor pull or a mexican radiator flush?
me: HAHA
Ty: see which one screws their face up more
we'll pick that one.
me: ok! brb!

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I'm glad to see such important decisions of international significance are being made quickly and decisively. :p

i'm a one-man national affairs desk

I'll sleep better at night knowing you're there 24/7

just call me PRINCE OF SPACE


or another unrelated MST3K movie title you choose

Remember, in all the Japanese movies it seemed like the men's names were Ken (like in Prince of Space, I think) or Kenny (in Gamera and Time of the Apes)? Man, am I such a dork that only I remember this? :p

OH! haha, yeah, i remember that

just watched "Agent from HARM" last night again...that's one to check out if you haven't yet

I'm sure I've got that on video somewhere, although I haven't watched an episode in awhile. Must put that on my recreational to-do list.

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Re: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-gmail!

sweet, connections!

add me too! i feel left out of the awesome gmail chat. lori@tigzy.com

YOU'RE 10 FEET AWAY FROM ME!

ditto nicolemarieh on gmail.

YOU'RE ELEVEN FEET AWAY FROM ME

DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

if we're ever drunk and alone, remind me that you dont take direction very well, and that YOU like to be in charge.

that just made post-it notes fall off my desk

if you ask lori for post-its, she'll throw 'em at your head

what if i need to talk about russian tea flushbags while i am at home ?

what if someday we are apart? !

WE NEED TO BE CONNECTED. THROUGH THE TUBES.

THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES!

oh great, now that song is in my head. (there was some mix that came out of the speech.)

BEST. CONVERSATION. EVER.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

oh so good...

i will never forget that story Ty told the last time i was up. About pooping and farting at the same time. OMG. LOLFEST!

xoxo
- risa -

And that's pretty damn funny!

Trust me, you don't want anyone to give you a Scandinavian tractor pull.

HEY it's tatiana, new name. <3

hey - what is it? this is anonymous :P

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